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A common problem for all men?
I’m sure there are thousands, nay, millions of men out there who have suffered the ignominy of an ill-fitting outfit, especially just before a much anticipated public display of said outfit. Yet they...
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Don’t spare the horses!
Pony skin. I have quite a love affair going on with anything pony skin. Not least the shoes, of course. I’d never say no to a pony skin jacket. I also love pony skin covered furniture. Pony skin rugs...
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I’d do me!
So I was glancing at my reflection in the mirror for about 20 minutes the other night and thought “You know what? If I was gay, I’d definitely date me.” We’d have ever so much fun together! We’d eat...
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Your opinion?
No! For the love of God, NO! or… Yes! Yes! Yes! OH MY GOOD GOD, YES!! or… Look at the funny blind man, Mummy! Shoes – Zillion Trousers – Jack London Shirt – Premonition Jacket – Jack London
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Sometimes…
I sometimes walk around in public with my fly completely undone. This causes people to do a double take as they walk past me. I like to imagine it’s because I’m that good looking. A beige clad...
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Your opinion?
Yes? Or… N… Oh, who am I kidding? Of course it’s a yes. It looks fabulously understatedly fashionable, which is what we all strive for, isn’t it? You know those times when an outfit just falls...
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Saint or sinner?
I went to a friend’s unknownth birthday on the weekend. She decided to theme the night “saints and sinners”. I’m sure it would come as no surprise to you to find that I was going to go as a saint. But...
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Hella hirsuteness!
Now normally I’m not one to be proud of any level of hairiness upon my good self. This is not a “normally” moment. Velvet jacket and pony skin shoes. Does it get any better? Or hairier? Shoes – Jack...
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Six inches makes all the difference!
I went to see Steve Balbi last night at the Opera House. Picking an outfit for such an occasion was an adventure in itself. There were tears, there was laughter, there were exclamations of fatness....
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3… 2… 1… Blast… err.. Hello?
It’s that time again, Occasional Reader. Let’s get deep for a moment. Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk…. No, wait. Let’s talk about relationships. More specifically, let’s talk about the...
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O Sole Mio!
Seriously. I feel I should have been belting out an Aria in this outfit. By the Gods, I love my cape! Shoes – Yapi Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Griffin Scarf – Oxford Jacket – Jack London
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That is one happy chicken!
So, we were off to the theatre the other night to watch the great Australian musical, Hot Shoe Shuffle. The show was fantastic, but we know that’s not what we’re here for. We’re here for the outfits of...
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One good looking monkey!
As you know, I went to Melbourne to see King Kong Live on Stage this past weekend. If you didn’t know, you really need to start paying attention. I won’t bore you with the details of a review, as I’m...
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A debilitating digit.
I was invited along to a large corporate function the other night, and was happy to see the dress code of “cocktail” listed. While that didn’t mean I was going to slip on a pair of slingbacks with a...
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Just checking in…
Get it? See what I did there? Check… Checking in… Anyway… Jack London was advertising for a menswear designer recently and I thought maybe I should apply. I realise I have no experience, no design...
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Decisions, decisions….
What to wear to a function as the company representative? What line to walk between business and casual? Jeans or suit? Suit or jeans? Why not both? Cue the denim suit….. Shoes – Squire Suit – Jack...
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Fashionable duck?
I thought it was high time I took the Duckies out for a walk. What do you think? Really brighten up an outfit, don’t they? Shoes – Florsheim by Ducky Brown Suit – Jack London Shirt – Brooksfield
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